Aphrodite
'With its sharply witty prose, Aphrodite perfectly captures the charm and chaos of the Greek gods' Rosie Hewlett
From the author of Herc, Winner of the Somerset Maugham Award 2024 and Waterstones Best book of the Year 2023
'A joyful exploration of one woman's quest for home, power, identity and ultimately, freedom from fate. A genuine pleasure to read!' Clare North, author of Ithaca
'Welcome the Real Housewives of Olympus. Stunning, brilliant, witty, so delicious it could only be divine' Reader review âââââ
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'Iâm a liar, to begin with.'
I wasnât always a goddess, you see. My only real power was my beauty â youâll have heard. Itâs legendary. But that was never going to be enough for me.
It took a web of lies to convince the gods of Olympus I was one of them. But I did. I was that good. Zeus gave me a title and riches and loved me. And all he wanted in return was for me to love him back.
But of course, Zeus was a tyrant. (Not entirely surprising when youâre ninety per cent insecurities and ten per cent raw power.) I couldnât live at someoneâs mercy. Really, I had no choice. I had to take on the mightiest Olympian of all. And this bitâs not a lie⊠I intended to win.
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Authors and readers LOVEÂ Aphrodite:
'Expect multiple POV's, humour (duh), strong female energy, love, action, war, all packaged in a beautifully crafted, comprehensive story' Reader review âââââ
'Sparkles with wicked humour and boundless imagination' Kate Heartfield, Sunday Times bestselling author
'I can't emphasise enough how much I adored this version of Aphrodite â wickedly funny, caustic, fierce, playful and cheeky yet with a soft centre' Reader review âââââ
'Wit and verve, contrasting laugh-out-loud humour with moments of surprising tenderness' Luna McNamara, author of Pysche and Eros
'The humour, character, and revitalised plot made this one of my favourite reads this year' Reader review âââââ
'Aphrodite gives a human voice to the inhuman goddess that you canât help but love' Lizzy Tiffin, author of Bad Girls of Ancient Greece
'Aphrodite is truly a masterpiece' Reader review âââââ
'If youâve ever wondered what Tina Fey retelling your favorite myths would be like, Phoenicia Rogerson has the answer' Ian Doescher, author of the William Shakespeare's Star Wars series
'Brilliant book' Reader review âââââ
'Will excite, anger and sadden you through its cinematic cast of characters, some of whom you want to win just as much as you want them to fail' Akeem Balogun, author of The Storm
'I had a smile on my face for the majority of the book, and devoured it in two reading sessionsâŠGreek Mythology has never been so engaging, witty and clever as now!' Reader review âââââ
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Aphrodite
Aphrodite
'With its sharply witty prose, Aphrodite perfectly captures the charm and chaos of the Greek gods' Rosie Hewlett
From the author of Herc, Winner of the Somerset Maugham Award 2024 and Waterstones Best book of the Year 2023
'A joyful exploration of one woman's quest for home, power, identity and ultimately, freedom from fate. A genuine pleasure to read!' Clare North, author of Ithaca
'Welcome the Real Housewives of Olympus. Stunning, brilliant, witty, so delicious it could only be divine' Reader review âââââ
***************************************************
'Iâm a liar, to begin with.'
I wasnât always a goddess, you see. My only real power was my beauty â youâll have heard. Itâs legendary. But that was never going to be enough for me.
It took a web of lies to convince the gods of Olympus I was one of them. But I did. I was that good. Zeus gave me a title and riches and loved me. And all he wanted in return was for me to love him back.
But of course, Zeus was a tyrant. (Not entirely surprising when youâre ninety per cent insecurities and ten per cent raw power.) I couldnât live at someoneâs mercy. Really, I had no choice. I had to take on the mightiest Olympian of all. And this bitâs not a lie⊠I intended to win.
***************************************************
Authors and readers LOVEÂ Aphrodite:
'Expect multiple POV's, humour (duh), strong female energy, love, action, war, all packaged in a beautifully crafted, comprehensive story' Reader review âââââ
'Sparkles with wicked humour and boundless imagination' Kate Heartfield, Sunday Times bestselling author
'I can't emphasise enough how much I adored this version of Aphrodite â wickedly funny, caustic, fierce, playful and cheeky yet with a soft centre' Reader review âââââ
'Wit and verve, contrasting laugh-out-loud humour with moments of surprising tenderness' Luna McNamara, author of Pysche and Eros
'The humour, character, and revitalised plot made this one of my favourite reads this year' Reader review âââââ
'Aphrodite gives a human voice to the inhuman goddess that you canât help but love' Lizzy Tiffin, author of Bad Girls of Ancient Greece
'Aphrodite is truly a masterpiece' Reader review âââââ
'If youâve ever wondered what Tina Fey retelling your favorite myths would be like, Phoenicia Rogerson has the answer' Ian Doescher, author of the William Shakespeare's Star Wars series
'Brilliant book' Reader review âââââ
'Will excite, anger and sadden you through its cinematic cast of characters, some of whom you want to win just as much as you want them to fail' Akeem Balogun, author of The Storm
'I had a smile on my face for the majority of the book, and devoured it in two reading sessionsâŠGreek Mythology has never been so engaging, witty and clever as now!' Reader review âââââ
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'With its sharply witty prose, Aphrodite perfectly captures the charm and chaos of the Greek gods' Rosie Hewlett
From the author of Herc, Winner of the Somerset Maugham Award 2024 and Waterstones Best book of the Year 2023
'A joyful exploration of one woman's quest for home, power, identity and ultimately, freedom from fate. A genuine pleasure to read!' Clare North, author of Ithaca
'Welcome the Real Housewives of Olympus. Stunning, brilliant, witty, so delicious it could only be divine' Reader review âââââ
***************************************************
'Iâm a liar, to begin with.'
I wasnât always a goddess, you see. My only real power was my beauty â youâll have heard. Itâs legendary. But that was never going to be enough for me.
It took a web of lies to convince the gods of Olympus I was one of them. But I did. I was that good. Zeus gave me a title and riches and loved me. And all he wanted in return was for me to love him back.
But of course, Zeus was a tyrant. (Not entirely surprising when youâre ninety per cent insecurities and ten per cent raw power.) I couldnât live at someoneâs mercy. Really, I had no choice. I had to take on the mightiest Olympian of all. And this bitâs not a lie⊠I intended to win.
***************************************************
Authors and readers LOVEÂ Aphrodite:
'Expect multiple POV's, humour (duh), strong female energy, love, action, war, all packaged in a beautifully crafted, comprehensive story' Reader review âââââ
'Sparkles with wicked humour and boundless imagination' Kate Heartfield, Sunday Times bestselling author
'I can't emphasise enough how much I adored this version of Aphrodite â wickedly funny, caustic, fierce, playful and cheeky yet with a soft centre' Reader review âââââ
'Wit and verve, contrasting laugh-out-loud humour with moments of surprising tenderness' Luna McNamara, author of Pysche and Eros
'The humour, character, and revitalised plot made this one of my favourite reads this year' Reader review âââââ
'Aphrodite gives a human voice to the inhuman goddess that you canât help but love' Lizzy Tiffin, author of Bad Girls of Ancient Greece
'Aphrodite is truly a masterpiece' Reader review âââââ
'If youâve ever wondered what Tina Fey retelling your favorite myths would be like, Phoenicia Rogerson has the answer' Ian Doescher, author of the William Shakespeare's Star Wars series
'Brilliant book' Reader review âââââ
'Will excite, anger and sadden you through its cinematic cast of characters, some of whom you want to win just as much as you want them to fail' Akeem Balogun, author of The Storm
'I had a smile on my face for the majority of the book, and devoured it in two reading sessionsâŠGreek Mythology has never been so engaging, witty and clever as now!' Reader review âââââ












